Another Video For You...


-Gay Fight..NOT!!!-

Another Mad Tv craziness untuk santapan korang..Aku baru je tengok video nih..Agak kelakar la jugak..Berkisarkan dua ekor nigger yang actually gay dan masing mula-mula taknak mengaku ke'gay'an mereka..Kalau aku explain detail kang dah jadi spoil pulaks...So,korang layan suddeehhh..



~HUAHUA~

SAMA TAPI LEBIH KURANGLA....

Aku tengok TV3 semalam...adalah keluar muka si pulan nih kat tv..dalam kekusutan pada ketika itu,aku tetiba rasa yang muka beliau ada similarity cam satu menatang tu...hurm...

p/s: ISA jangan cekop aku..hua3

Another Video For You

Man-Up

Bapak kelakar doh video ni..Video apa lagi kalo bukan Mad-Tv..Dah tak pasal-pasal jadik video fevret ak korang tau tak?Video kali ini adalah bertajuk Man Up.Berkisarkan tentang pasukan basketball yang begitu superstitious dalam permainan mereka...Contohnye kalau ternampak kucing hitam lalu depan diorang, si dua ekor negro tu (yang berlakon deal or no deal) start la buat tarian Man Up kononnya nak buang suwey dalam team diorang. Kelakar tahap effing tarian diorang tu korang tau tak..Nak cakap kreatif pun boleh jugak.hehe..Korang kena tengokla ye..Aku membebel sorang-sorang kat sini tak guna jugak..hehe..



~Layan~

Joke of The Week

Doing the Wrong Thing

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

~LOL~

Another Video For You!!!

Can I have Your Number???

Bob si roomate aku telah memperkenalkan aku dengan video ini..Dahla aku ni agak meminati video dari mad tv nih... Apa lagi,aku pon layan jela dengan harapan aku akan gelak tonggang terbalik di hadapan laptop aku ni ha..Tanggapan aku memang betul doh..Aku gelak tak hengat after tengok video nih..Bob yang dah berulang kali tengok video ini, merelakan sajalah kegilaan aku..So,aku nakla share kekelakaran (entah ada ke tidak word nih!!!)video ini dengan korang..So, aku harap korang akan enjoy tak hengat after tengok video ni ye...Singkirkan segala kefaktapan hari-hari korang dan bergelak ketawa sebentar ye..

~Enjoy~

Joke of The Week

One Last Wish

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No-think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally,he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women.... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment.... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'.... know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

~Heheh~

Another Video For You!!!

Deal or No Deal Parody

Aku jumpa video ni dalam Youtube masa layan all Mad TV episodes..Dalam banyak-banyak episode Mad TV yang aku tengok,aku rasa video ni adelah yang paling kelakar tahap giler baban laaa...video lain just kelakar je tapi takde "baban" factor sampai menyebabkan aku kena post video ni and share dengan korang...Video ini mengisahkan tentang seorang negro bersama seorang rakannya yang tidak kurang ke"negro"annya bermain game Deal or No Deal..Aku bajet korang semua tau gameshow terbabit kan??Berkenaan dengan mamat negro dua ekor nih,mereka adelah tersangatla bangang and kelakar nak mampos masa bermain dalam gameshow nih.Sampailah menyebabkan si Pengacara naik hangin and fedap (pengacara dia pon kelakar nak mati jugaks)...Seronok untok ditonton setiap hari..So,aku harap korang have fun dngan video ni k..Pape komen,hamburkan saja dalam peti komen ye..hehe



~Enjoyyy~

Another Video For You!!!


Peanut & Jose Jalapeno

Ni adalah one of my favourite video..Aku dah layan video ni sejak last year lagi.But still,ianya dapat membuat aku gelak sejak tahun lepas lagi..Lawak dowh video ni..Kelakar tengok patung dua ekor ni..Yang Beruk Purple tu namanya Peanut dan si Mexican atas Kayu tu namanya Jose Jalapeno..on a stick!!!Dua patung tu telah dikawal oleh Jeff Dunham,si Tranquilist terfaymes di Amerika... Si Peanut tu memangla sarcastic freak of nature dan si Jose tu blur je manjang.. Memang lawak diorang balance je..Takkan membuat gusi korang basah AND CEPAT BORING LA!!Asek nak gelak je all the way..Aku harap korang enjoy la hendaknya ye dengan santapan yang aku hidangkan ni...Sit back and relax...Pastikan telinga di pasang agar setiap lawak takkan korang miss sampai keakhir cerita..OK???

~Enjoy~

Joke of The Week..




Deaf sex


Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"


~Lala~

Joke of The Week

The Daily Loving Couple's Routine

For a woman:
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed; freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants....open presents--expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends; unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from "secret admirer"
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk; says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower---alone
10:50 Carried to bed; freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

For a Man
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast; steak and eggs, coffee, toast. All cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club; blow job en route
9:45 Play front nine; 2 under par
11:45 Lunch; steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine; 4 under par
2:15 Limo back to airport; several bourbons
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with nude, all-female crew who all bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00 Fly home; massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
6:45 Shit, shower, and shave
7:00 Watch news; Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner; lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom have lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed, alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

The Blaine's Parody

Episode 5

Sorile sebab mungkir janji dikebelakangan ni...Cakap je nk post every week kn?kn? Tapi hampeh!!!Tapi ok la sebab aku still post gak benda alah ni...Lagi lambat,lagi saspen la kn???hua3.. Ade jela alasan aku Tapi fellas,bukan aku sengaja nak post menda ni lambat, tapi korang taula internet umah aku ni,cam cibai sawit siket...Tau nak carik masalah je..Skang ni dah ok balik,so,aku pun baru dapat jalankan balik tanggungjawab aku ni...Memuaskan nurani korang.Hua3.. Ok!Berbalik semula kita kepada video terbaru ini,ni lah episod second last blaine parody..Next week episod last..Da nak abes dah perjuangan kita dengan dua ekor mamat tolol ni kan??? Rasa cam semalam je aku perkenalkan korang dengan dorang...hehe.Tapi takpe,percayelah bahawa ada lagi mamat amerika yang bahalol yang amat sangat dari tu,nanti aku santapkan kepada korang..hua3.. Dalam episod ni,macam biasa,korang akan jumpa dengan si dua ekor kawan baik,si blaine and sorang magician baru yang nak "up" kan diri beliau dari si blaine tu..Zaoza namanye..Still dengan lawak "f" , video ni still boleh membuatkan korang gelak sampai tercekik,kalau tak, wat - wat tercekik la ye..hehe..Anyway fellas,

~Enjoy!!!~

A Dog Named SEX!!

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When i went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then i said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then i said,"You don't understand. I've had Sex since i was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When i married and went on my honeymoon, I tokk the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that i wanted a room for my husband and me, and a sepcial room for Sex. He said "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."

One day i entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why i was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the competition. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hope to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal any more."

When my husband and I separated, we went to court for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honour, I had Sex before i was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4a.m?" I told him that i was looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.

~Peace ~

The David Blaine's Parody

Episode 4

Haha..Sorile lambat sket ngepos episode 4 ni..Aku cutila beb aritu..Sori aaa.. Takpela kn..yang penting aku tetap menyajikan kat korang episod yang ke seterusnya ini kepada korang sebagai santapan rohani,rosnani dan onani korang..ehemmm...So,di episode ni akan ada kejutan yang korang takkan expect pun..First time aku tengok pon agak terkezut jugakla hendaknye...Tapi aku takkan spoil and cerita kat korang...Nak tau kenela nengok sendiri ye..huahua..Yang pastinye,si dua ekor mamat tu takkan menghampakan korang dengan lawak "F" words kegemaran dorang tu.hehe..So aku harap korang enjoyla episod yang ke sekian kalinya ini ye....

~LAYAN~