Hi all,
Not sure if this wan came out....too much to go thru...sorry in advance....
Turkey: So, what is my future?
Fortune Teller: You'll be migrating to a warmer climate.
Turkey: How warm?
Fortune Teller: 350C
Forwarded Mails (Might be offensive to some)
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big
d*** or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
Virginity is not dignity, its lack of
opportunity.
Marriage is the only war where you get to
sleep with the enemy.
A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your
burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha!!
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor.
Sorry for the long list....just spicing up the day...
Have a great one everybody...
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Posted by A B E at 12/21/2008 08:06:00 PM
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x abes2 ko ni ek..
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bosan kah??
tu la..
blk awl lg..
hehe..tau xpe..
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