Joke 1
Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she Sucks his Finger! Boy is so happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?
Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his legs, there is 1microphone & 2 speakers.
Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies only u darling; with others I was awake!
Joke 4
A man ask doc. how to live longer? Doc ask him :U Smoke? Ans : No U drink? Ans No. U play mahjong? Ans No U like sex? Ans No. Then U want to live so long 4 what?
Joke 5
Phone rings & maid picks up phone as her master is bathing.... Wen the caller asked what is he doing, the maid replied "mastur bating"
2 comments:
hahahah!!
x abes2 ngn joke ko yg ntah pape..
tp klaka..
heee~
bgos2..
huahua
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